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Benjones

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Member Since : May, 2018
# of jokes posted : 631
# of followers : 10
# of following: 4
eligible jokes to win : 0
Location: United States
won: $ 1832.00
9 votes

Hebert was being examined by the family doctor who, after carefully examining said, "Yes, it is chronic evil which has deprived you of health and happiness."

"Shh!" cautioned Hebert. "For heaven's sake doc, speak softly as the wife is sitting in the next room."

9 votes

CATEGORY Marriage Jokes
posted by "Benjones" |
$8.00 won 10 votes

"Did you present the delinquent account to the defendant?" inquired the lawyer of his client.

"I did, sir."

"And what did he say?"

"He told me to go to the hell."

"And what did you do then?"

"Well that's when I came to you."

10 votes

CATEGORY Lawyer Jokes
Joke Won 7th Place won $8.00
posted by "Benjones" |
$9.00 won 11 votes

"Where did the car hit him?" the lawyer ask the medical expert.

"At the junction of the dorsal and cervical vertebrae," replied the expert.

At this point the burly foreman rose from his seat. "Boy oh boy, I've lived in these parts for over fifty years," he protested ponderously, "and I have never heard of that place!"

11 votes

CATEGORY Lawyer Jokes
Joke Won 6th Place won $9.00
posted by "Benjones" |
$12.00 won 11 votes

A young man fell into a deep coma, but recovered before his friends had buried him. One of his friends ask him what it felt like to be dead.

"Dead? I wasn't dead and I knew it because I was hungry and my feet were cold."

"But, how did that make you so sure?"

"Well, I knew if I was in heaven I wouldn't be hungry, and if I were in the other place, my feet wouldn't be cold."

11 votes

Joke Won 4th Place won $12.00
posted by "Benjones" |