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Benjones

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Member Since : May, 2018
# of jokes posted : 643
# of followers : 10
# of following: 4
eligible jokes to win : 0
Location: United States
won: $ 1844.00
$10.00 won 7 votes

1st Person: "Do you know anything about this fax-machine?" 

2nd Person: "A little. Whats wrong?" 

1st Person: "Well, I sent a fax, and the recipient called back to say all she received was a cover-sheet and a blank page. I tried it again, and the same thing happened." 

2nd Person: "How did you load the sheet?"

1st Person: "Its a pretty sensitive memo, and I didn't want anyone else to read it by accident, so I folded it so only the recipient could open it and read it."

7 votes

CATEGORY Business Jokes
Joke Won 5th Place won $10.00
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$9.00 won 6 votes

One of the oldest dances popular in D.C. has a new name: The Politician.

"All you have to do is take three steps forward, two steps backward, then side-step, side-step, and turn around."

6 votes

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$9.00 won 6 votes

My friend seemed really down as we were having an after work visit to the local bar. After a few beers he finally shared his story. "I finally snapped. Last night while I was going over the bills, I discovered how much money my wife squanders and I hit the roof. I stormed into the bedroom and gave her a lecture on economy and thrift.”

“Did it help?”

“I’ll say. Tomorrow we’re selling my boat and sailing equipment.”

6 votes

CATEGORY Money Jokes
Joke Won 6th Place won $9.00
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5 votes

The church council met to discuss the pastor’s compensation package for the coming year. After the meeting the chair of council told the pastor, “We are very sorry, Pastor, but we are unable to give you a raise for next year.”

“But a raise would be helpful,” said the pastor. “I am but a poor preacher.”

“l know,” the council chair said. “We hear you every Sunday.”

5 votes

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