What do you call a sleepwalking nun?
A roamin’ Catholic.
Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family...
... in another city!
Knock Knock...
Who's there?
Owls say...
Owls say who?
Yes, yes they do.
To show my wife how much I love her I bought her a beautiful diamond ring...
I had it engraved with the cost.