I have finally found something I must be in love with...
GRAVITY!
I fall for it all the time.
What is the least spoken language in the world?
Sign language.
My wife has weekly lessons with Satan on how to be more evil...
I can vouch that what ever she charges him is well worth it!
Just before Santa took off for his annual around the world trip, Mrs. Claus looked out the window and commented...
"It looks like rain-dear!"