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Danny Jackson

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Member Since : Jan, 2019
# of jokes posted : 314
# of followers : 1
# of following: 1
eligible jokes to win : 1
Location: United States
won: $ 989.00
$25.00 won 8 votes

Why was E the only letter in the alphabet to get a Christmas present?

Because the rest of the letters were not-E.

8 votes

CATEGORY Misc Jokes
Joke Won 2nd Place won $25.00
posted by "Danny Jackson" |
$15.00 won 10 votes
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I got into a fight with 1, 3, 5, 7 and 9...

The odds were against me.

10 votes

CATEGORY Puns
Joke Won 3rd Place won $15.00
posted by "Danny Jackson" |
$9.00 won 9 votes

I spent $80 on a belt that didn't fit...

My wife said it was a huge waist.

9 votes

Joke Won 6th Place won $9.00
posted by "Danny Jackson" |
$9.00 won 9 votes
 

I spent five dollars for a weather app on my phone...

I got two dollars and fifteen cents back in 'climate change'.

9 votes

CATEGORY Puns
Joke Won 6th Place won $9.00
posted by "Danny Jackson" |