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Danny Jackson

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Member Since : Jan, 2019
# of jokes posted : 542
# of followers : 1
# of following: 1
eligible jokes to win : 4
Location: United States
won: $ 2427.00
$25.00 won 10 votes

Two drunk guys were fighting.

One of them drew a line in the dirt, and said if the other crossed it they would punch them in the face.

That was the punchline.

10 votes

CATEGORY Misc Jokes
Joke Won 2nd Place won $25.00
posted by "Danny Jackson" |
$15.00 won 6 votes

My wife won’t let me get a tattoo of a grizzly bear on each bicep...

She is infringing on my right to bear arms!

6 votes

CATEGORY Marriage Jokes
Joke Won 3rd Place won $15.00
posted by "Danny Jackson" |
$12.00 won 8 votes

If a woman says she'll be ready in 15 minutes, she will be...

There's no need to remind her every half hour.

8 votes

Joke Won 4th Place won $12.00
posted by "Danny Jackson" |
$25.00 won 7 votes

A group of butts is walking. The smallest struggles to keep up.

“Sorry, I’m a little behind.”

7 votes

CATEGORY Puns
Joke Won 2nd Place won $25.00
posted by "Danny Jackson" |