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Danny Jackson

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Member Since : Jan, 2019
# of jokes posted : 308
# of followers : 1
# of following: 1
eligible jokes to win : 2
Location: United States
won: $ 989.00
$10.00 won 8 votes

A cheetah and a lion are racing...

The cheetah wins...

The lion says, "You a cheetah!"

The cheetah replies, "Nah, you a lion!"

8 votes

CATEGORY Animal Jokes
Joke Won 5th Place won $10.00
posted by "Danny Jackson" |
$12.00 won 9 votes

I had a crazy dream that I weighed less than a thousandth of a gram...

I was like 0mg!

9 votes

CATEGORY Puns
Joke Won 4th Place won $12.00
posted by "Danny Jackson" |
$25.00 won 10 votes

Me: "I think I have a crush on Beyoncé..."

Her: "Whatever floats your boat."

Me: "No, that’s buoyancy."

10 votes

CATEGORY Misc Jokes
Joke Won 2nd Place won $25.00
posted by "Danny Jackson" |
$25.00 won 11 votes

The doorbell rang and there was a little kid dressed as Gloria Gaynor...

At first I was afraid... Then I was petrified!

11 votes

CATEGORY Puns
Joke Won 2nd Place won $25.00
posted by "Danny Jackson" |