Doctor: "Do you want to hear the good news or the bad news first?"
Patient: “Good new please!”
Doctor: “Well, we’re naming a disease after you...”
A boxer complains to his doctor about insomnia.
Doc: "Have you tried counting sheep?"
Boxer: "Yes, but whenever I get to 9, I stand up."
Bono & The Edge walk into a bar.
The barman says, "Oh no, not U2 again!"
"Hey officer, how did the hackers escape?"
"No idea, they just ransomware!"