A man was found guilty of overusing commas.
The judge warned him to expect a really long sentence.
I was really angry at my friend Mark for stealing my dictionary!
I said, “Mark, my words!”
What did 2 say to 3 when they saw 6 act like an idiot?
"Don’t mind him, he’s just a product of our times."
My pet mouse Elvis died today...
He was caught in a trap.