My horse will only come out of its stable when it gets dark.

It's becoming a night mare.

I taught my kids about democracy tonight by having them vote on which movie to watch and pizza to order.

I then picked the movie and pizza because I'm the one with the money.

At the end of the physics lecture, I asked my professor, “What happened before The Big Bang?”

He said, “Sorry, no time.”

Mr. Bigger and Mrs. Bigger have a baby.

Who’s the biggest in the family?

The baby of course - because he’s a little Bigger.