A man arrives at a costume party with a girl on his back.
“I am a turtle,” he says.
“Who’s on your back?”
I used to be in a band called The Hinges...
We opened for The Doors!
I can't stand it when people don't know the difference between your and you're...
There so stupid!
Did you know that 97% of the world is dumb?
Luckily I’m in the other 5%!