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Danny Jackson

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Member Since : Jan, 2019
# of jokes posted : 314
# of followers : 1
# of following: 1
eligible jokes to win : 1
Location: United States
won: $ 989.00
$15.00 won 7 votes

For two solid hours, the lady sitting next to a man on an airplane had told him about her grandchildren. She had even produced a plastic-foldout photo album of all nine of the children.

She finally realized that she had dominated the entire conversation on her grandchildren.

"Oh, I've done all the talking, and I'm so sorry. I know you certainly have something to say. Please, tell me... what do you think of my grandchildren?"

7 votes

CATEGORY Airplane Jokes
Joke Won 3rd Place won $15.00
posted by "Danny Jackson" |
$7.00 won 6 votes
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A man finished baby-proofing his house and his wife says, "Aw, honey, I thought you said you didn't want to have kids?"

He responds, "I don't. Let's see them get in now."

6 votes

CATEGORY Family Jokes
Joke Won 8th Place won $7.00
posted by "Danny Jackson" |
3 votes

Boss - Do you think you can come in on Saturday? I know you enjoy your weekends but I need you here.

Me - Yeah, no problem. I'll probably be late though as public transport on weekends is slow.

Boss - What time will you get here?

Me - Monday.

3 votes

CATEGORY Work Jokes
posted by "Danny Jackson" |
$10.00 won 6 votes

There will be a baby boom in 9 months...

And in 2033 we’ll witness the rise of the quaranteens!

6 votes

CATEGORY Puns
Joke Won 5th Place won $10.00
posted by "Danny Jackson" |