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Gegg Smith

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Member Since : Jan, 2019
# of jokes posted : 335
# of followers : 6
# of following: 0
eligible jokes to win : 2
Location: United States
won: $ 1581.00
$8.00 won 7 votes

Officer: "Why should you be released early?"

Man: "I’m..."

Officer: "Go on..."

Man: "I think..."

Officer: "Yes?"

Man: "Can I please finish my sentence?"

Officer: "Sure, if that's what you really want. Parole denied."

7 votes

CATEGORY Police Jokes
Joke Won 7th Place won $8.00
posted by "Gegg Smith" |
$50.00 won 11 votes
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My wife is incredibly smart.

When I called her from my buddy’s phone she answered, “Hey love!”

She already knew it was me.

11 votes

CATEGORY Marriage Jokes
Joke Won 1st Place won $50.00
posted by "Gegg Smith" |
$12.00 won 11 votes

Interviewer: "How do you explain this 4 year gap on your resume?"

Me: "That’s when I went to Yale..."

Interviewer: "That’s impressive. You are hired."

Me: "Thanks. I really need this yob."

11 votes

CATEGORY Work Jokes
Joke Won 4th Place won $12.00
posted by "Gegg Smith" |
$15.00 won 10 votes

A pessimist sees a dark tunnel.

An optimist sees light at the end of the tunnel.

A realist sees a freight train.

The train conductor sees three idiots standing on the track.

10 votes

Joke Won 3rd Place won $15.00
posted by "Gegg Smith" |