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Gegg Smith

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Member Since : Jan, 2019
# of jokes posted : 332
# of followers : 6
# of following: 0
eligible jokes to win : 2
Location: United States
won: $ 1581.00
$25.00 won 7 votes
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80% of my couch fell on my foot today...

...ouch!

7 votes

CATEGORY Puns
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$50.00 won 9 votes

My boss came to me at lunch, "Where the hell have you been? I've been trying to find you all morning!"

I shrugged and said, "Good employees are hard to find!"

9 votes

CATEGORY Work Jokes
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$50.00 won 9 votes

I accidentally sprayed deodorant in my mouth.

Now when I talk, I have this weird axe scent.

9 votes

CATEGORY Puns
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posted by "Gegg Smith" |
$25.00 won 8 votes

A politician visited a remote little rural village and asked the inhabitants what the government could do for them.

“We have two big needs,” said the village headman. “First, we have a hospital but no doctor.”

The politician whipped out his cellphone, spoke for a while and then said, “I have sorted it out. A doctor will arrive here tomorrow. What is your other need?”

“We have no cellphone reception at all in our village.”

8 votes

CATEGORY Misc Jokes
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