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Everleigh

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Member Since : Sep, 2019
# of jokes posted : 123
# of followers : 1
# of following: 0
eligible jokes to win : 0
Location: United States
won: $ 135.00
9 votes

Bobbie to neighbor: “What are you getting your children for Christmas?”

Neighbor: “Well, if my husband doesn’t stop staying out until three in the morning, I’ll give them a new dad.”

9 votes

CATEGORY Marriage Jokes
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7 votes

My girlfriend is impossible to buy for so I asked her best friend what I should get her for her birthday.

Best Friend: “Does she like you?”

Me: “Oh yes, I am positive she likes me!!!”

Best friend: “If she likes you, she’ll like anything.”

7 votes

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Overheard at the race track...

Bettor: “I’m betting on a horse that is 20 to 1 and I can’t lose.

Friend: “What do you mean 'you can’t lose’?”

Bettor: “I can’t lose, the horse is starting at 20 to 1 and the race doesn’t start till 1.”

9 votes

CATEGORY Sport Jokes
Joke Won 8th Place won $7.00
posted by "Everleigh" |
$6.00 won 7 votes

An American enters a Swiss bank with a giant, heavy sack in each of his hands. He goes to the teller, brings his face close to the glass and whispers, "I have two million dollars with me. I urgently need to open a secret Swiss bank account!"

The Swiss bank teller replies in a normal volume, "Sir, there's no need to whisper. Poverty is nothing to be ashamed of in Switzerland."

7 votes

CATEGORY Business Jokes
Joke Won 9th Place won $6.00
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