My wife asked me today if I had seen the dog bowl...
I said I didn’t know he could!
I got called pretty today...
The full statement was “you’re pretty annoying”, but I only focus on positive things.
I walked into the liquor store and a guy working there asked me, “Do you need help?”
I said, “Yes, but I’m here to get whiskey instead.”
My daughter told me she saw a deer on the way to school.
Me: “How do you know it was going to school?”