" Dad who built the Suez Canal"
" I don't know son"
" Dad who discovered penicillin "
" I've no idea son"
" Dad what's the capital of Italy "
" I ain't got a clue son"
"Dad you don't mind me asking all these questions do you"
"No son, if you don't ask you won't learn anything "
Did you hear about the baby that was born in a high tech. hospital?
It came out cordless!
Q: Why did the T-rex go to the doctor?
A: Because he had a Dino-sore!