The local hospital for the criminally insane has been trying to help the inmates adjust to society and also get exercise at the same time. So, they built a nice nature center with a nature trail around the grounds.

What did they name this nature trail?

What else, Psycho Path.

Two cannibals are munching on singer/musician Al Yankovic...

One says to the other, "Does this taste a little weird to you?"

Ben was complaining to his friend Ralph about his new girlfriend. "I think Tonya is a hoarder. I went over to her place for the first time yesterday and everywhere I looked, there were magazines. Dozens of them, strewn around everywhere. People, Good Housekeeping, Readers Digest, TV Guide, Life, Time, Newsweek. You name it, she had it."

"I wouldn't go out with her anymore if I were you," said Ralph.

"Why not?"

"She has issues."

I picked the wrong time to break up with my girlfriend. I made the mistake of doing this when the roller coaster we were on at the theme park was almost to the top, ready to plummet down the other side...

Needless to say, things went downhill from there.