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HENNE

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Member Since : Nov, 2015
# of jokes posted : 965
# of followers : 27
# of following: 0
eligible jokes to win : 2
Location: United States
won: $ 747.00
$9.00 won 4 votes

A husband was trying to prove to his wife that women talk more than men. He showed her a study which indicated that men use about 10,000 words per day, whereas women use 20,000 words per day.

His wife thought about this for a while.

She then told her husband that women use twice as many words as men because they have to repeat everything they say.

Her husband looked stunned. He said, "What?"

4 votes

CATEGORY Misc Jokes
Joke Won 6th Place won $9.00
posted by "HENNE" |
$7.00 won 3 votes
 

Unaware that Indianapolis is on Eastern Standard Time and Chicago on Central Standard Time, Bob inquired at the Indianapolis airport about a plane to Chicago.

"The next flight leaves at 1:00 p.m.," a ticket agent said, "and arrives in Chicago at 1:01 p.m."

"Would you repeat that, please?" Bob asked.

The agent did so and then inquired, "Do you want a reservation?"

"No," said Bob, "But I think I'll hang around and watch that thing take off."

3 votes

CATEGORY Airplane Jokes
Joke Won 8th Place won $7.00
posted by "HENNE" |
$6.00 won 4 votes

A man walks into his doctor’s office and says, “Doctor, I think I’m addicted to Twitter.”

The doctor looks at him and says, “Sorry, I don’t follow you."

4 votes

CATEGORY Puns
Joke Won 9th Place won $6.00
posted by "HENNE" |
$6.00 won 5 votes
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Why did the dog's owner think his dog was a great mathematician?

When he asked the dog what six minus six was, the dog said nothing.

5 votes

CATEGORY Animal Jokes
Joke Won 9th Place won $6.00
posted by "HENNE" |