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HENNE

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Member Since : Nov, 2015
# of jokes posted : 1075
# of followers : 28
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eligible jokes to win : 9
Location: United States
won: $ 869.00
$6.00 won 5 votes
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A teacher was telling her class about plant names that have the word "dog" in them, such as dog-rose, dogwood, dog violet.

She asked the class if they could name another flower with the preface "dog".

Steven raised his hand and said, "Sure Miss Jones. How about a 'collie' flower?"

5 votes

CATEGORY Teacher Jokes
Joke Won 9th Place won $6.00
posted by "HENNE" |
$15.00 won 6 votes

A woman was found guilty in traffic court and when asked for her occupation she said she was a schoolteacher. The judge rose from the bench. "Madam, I have waited years for a schoolteacher to appear before this court."

He smiled with delight. "Now sit down at that table and write, 'I will not run a red light' five hundred times."

6 votes

CATEGORY Lawyer Jokes
Joke Won 3rd Place won $15.00
posted by "HENNE" |
$15.00 won 6 votes

A teenage girl had just been given family-car privileges. One Friday night she returned home very late from a party.

The next morning her father went out to the driveway to get the newspaper and came back into the house frowning. At 11:30 am the girl sleepily walked into the kitchen, and her father asked her, "What time did you get in last night?"

"Not too late, Dad," she replied nervously.

Dead-panned, her father said, "Then I'll have to talk to the paperboy about putting my paper under the front tire of the car."

6 votes

CATEGORY Family Jokes
Joke Won 3rd Place won $15.00
posted by "HENNE" |
$7.00 won 4 votes

A woman arrives at the and meets Saint Peter. She says, "I was supposed to look up my husband when I got here."

Saint Peter asks, "What's his name?"

She answers, "Smith."

Saint Peter replies, "I've got hundreds of thousands of Smiths here, could you narrow it down a little?"

She responds, "His name is John Smith."

Saint Peter says, "I got thousands of John Smiths here, could you narrow it down a little?"

She answers, "He's got red hair."

Saint Peter replies, "I have hundreds of red haired John Smiths here, could you narrow it down a little?"

She responds, "Well, he told me to always remain faithful to his memory, or else he'd roll over in his grave!"

Saint Peter says, "Oh, you mean Pinwheel Smith!"

4 votes

CATEGORY Misc Jokes
Joke Won 8th Place won $7.00
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