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HENNE

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Member Since : Nov, 2015
# of jokes posted : 965
# of followers : 27
# of following: 0
eligible jokes to win : 2
Location: United States
won: $ 738.00
$5.00 won 3 votes

Turn your next trip to the grocery store into a ninja challenge...

You do that by shopping strictly out of other people's carts when they're not looking.

3 votes

Joke Won 10th Place won $5.00
posted by "HENNE" |
$7.00 won 3 votes

A woman reported the disappearance of her husband to the police.

The officer looked at the guy's photograph, questioned her, and then asked if she wanted to give her husband any message if they found him.

"Yes," she replied. "Please tell him Mother didn't come after all."

3 votes

CATEGORY Marriage Jokes
Joke Won 8th Place won $7.00
posted by "HENNE" |
$8.00 won 4 votes
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Mum, there's a man at the door collecting for the Old Folk's Home.

Shall I give him Grandma?"

4 votes

CATEGORY Kid Jokes
Joke Won 7th Place won $8.00
posted by "HENNE" |
$6.00 won 3 votes

Six-year-old Annie returns home from school and says that today she had her first embarrassing moment at school. Her mother, very interested, asks, "Oh, how did it go?"

"I nearly died of shame!" she answers. "Sam from down the street says the stork brings babies. Sally next door said you can buy babies at the orphanage. Pete in my class says you can buy babies at the hospital."

Her mother answers laughingly, "But that's no reason to be ashamed."

"No, but I can't tell them that we were so poor that you and daddy had to make me yourselves!"

3 votes

CATEGORY Kid Jokes
Joke Won 9th Place won $6.00
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