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HENNE

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Member Since : Nov, 2015
# of jokes posted : 1075
# of followers : 28
# of following: 0
eligible jokes to win : 14
Location: United States
won: $ 854.00
$9.00 won 4 votes

So grateful somebody invented window blinds...

Or it would be curtains for all of us!

4 votes

Joke Won 6th Place won $9.00
posted by "HENNE" |
$9.00 won 6 votes

Jones came into the office an hour late for the third time in one week and found the boss waiting for him.

"What's the story this time, Jones?" he asked sarcastically. "Let's hear a good excuse for a change."

Jones sighed, "Everything went wrong this morning, Boss. My wife decided to drive me to the station. She got ready in ten minutes, but then the drawbridge got stuck. Rather than let you down, I swam across the river, as you can see my suit is still damp, ran out to the airport, got a ride on Mr. Gregson's helicopter, landed on top of his skyscraper, and ran over here."

"You'll have to do better than that, Jones," said the boss, obviously disappointed. "No woman can get ready in ten minutes."

6 votes

CATEGORY Business Jokes
Joke Won 6th Place won $9.00
posted by "HENNE" |
$7.00 won 4 votes

A minister delivered a sermon in 10 minutes one Sunday morning, which was about half the usual length of his sermons. He explained, "I regret to inform you that my dog, who is very fond of eating paper, ate that portion of my sermon which I was unable to deliver this morning."

After the service, a visitor from another church shook hands with the preacher and said, "Reverend, if that dog of yours has any pups, I want to give one to my minister."

4 votes

Joke Won 8th Place won $7.00
posted by "HENNE" |
$8.00 won 4 votes
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Mum, there's a man at the door collecting for the Old Folk's Home.

Shall I give him Grandma?"

4 votes

CATEGORY Kid Jokes
Joke Won 7th Place won $8.00
posted by "HENNE" |