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HENNE

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Member Since : Nov, 2015
# of jokes posted : 1184
# of followers : 28
# of following: 0
eligible jokes to win : 2
Location: United States
won: $ 989.00
$12.00 won 5 votes

When I told my parents over the phone that my husband has the flu, my dad said, "Have you tried euthanasia?"

In the background I heard my mom yell, "For the last time, it's echinacea!"

5 votes

CATEGORY Family Jokes
Joke Won 4th Place won $12.00
posted by "HENNE" |
$6.00 won 4 votes

A man called home to his wife and said, "Honey I have been asked to go fishing up in Canada with my boss & several of his friends. We'll be gone for a week. This is a good opportunity for me to get that promotion I've been wanting, so could you please pack enough clothes for a week and set out my rod and fishing box? We're leaving from the office and I will swing by the house to pick my things up" "Oh! Please pack my new blue silk pajamas."

The wife thinks this sounds a bit fishy but being the good wife she is, did exactly what her husband asked. The following weekend he came home a little tired but otherwise looking good. The wife welcomed him home and asked if he caught many fish?

He said, "Yes! Lots of Salmon, some Bluegill, and a few Swordfish. But why didn't you pack my new blue silk pajamas like I asked you to do?"

The wife replied, "I did. They're in your fishing box!"

4 votes

CATEGORY Marriage Jokes
Joke Won 9th Place won $6.00
posted by "HENNE" |
$7.00 won 4 votes

A minister delivered a sermon in 10 minutes one Sunday morning, which was about half the usual length of his sermons. He explained, "I regret to inform you that my dog, who is very fond of eating paper, ate that portion of my sermon which I was unable to deliver this morning."

After the service, a visitor from another church shook hands with the preacher and said, "Reverend, if that dog of yours has any pups, I want to give one to my minister."

4 votes

Joke Won 8th Place won $7.00
posted by "HENNE" |
$5.00 won 3 votes

Turn your next trip to the grocery store into a ninja challenge...

You do that by shopping strictly out of other people's carts when they're not looking.

3 votes

Joke Won 10th Place won $5.00
posted by "HENNE" |