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merk

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Member Since : Nov, 2015
# of jokes posted : 1161
# of followers : 4
# of following: 0
eligible jokes to win : 6
Location: United States
won: $ 1093.00
$10.00 won 2 votes

A five year old boy went for a weekend trip with his grandparents. On the way home, they stopped at a country restaurant for lunch.

The little boy left the table to use the restroom by himself. A moment later he returned with a confused look on his face. He says, "Grandpa, am I a rooster or a hen?"

2 votes

CATEGORY Family Jokes
Joke Won 5th Place won $10.00
posted by "merk" |
$15.00 won 3 votes

A man tells his doctor that his wife has laryngitis.

The doctor said there was nothing he could do to cure it.

The man said, "Cure it, I want to prolong it!"

3 votes

CATEGORY Doctor Jokes
Joke Won 3rd Place won $15.00
posted by "merk" |
$10.00 won 3 votes
 

Your dog's barking at the back door. Your spouse's barking at the front. Who do you let in?

Well, it's your call, but the dog'll stop barking when you let him in.

3 votes

CATEGORY Marriage Jokes
Joke Won 5th Place won $10.00
posted by "merk" |
$5.00 won 2 votes

A young seminary student went home for Christmas break. A horrible snowstorm stranded the regular minister in another town. The leaders of the congregation asked the young man to substitute for the regular minister.

The young preacher started his sermon by explaining the meaning of a substitute. "If you break a window," he said, "and then place a piece of plywood over the hole -- that's a substitute."

After the sermon, a well-intentioned woman wished to compliment the young man. As she enthusiastically shook his hand, she said: "You were no substitute. You were a real pane!"

2 votes

CATEGORY Misc Jokes
Joke Won 10th Place won $5.00
posted by "merk" |