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D-Gellybean

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Member Since : Feb, 2016
# of jokes posted : 1442
# of followers : 27
# of following: 0
eligible jokes to win : 2
Location: United States
won: $ 2540.00
$9.00 won 2 votes

Electile Dysfunction - the inability to become aroused over any of the choices for President, put forth by either party in the 2016 election year.

2 votes

CATEGORY Misc Jokes
Joke Won 6th Place won $9.00
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$12.00 won 3 votes

What do you call a robot that always takes the longest route around?

R2Detour.

3 votes

CATEGORY Puns
Joke Won 4th Place won $12.00
posted by "D-Gellybean" |
$25.00 won 9 votes

A man was staggering home drunk in the early hours of the morning when he was stopped by a police officer.

“What are you doing out at this time of night?” asked the officer.

“I’m going to a lecture,” said the drunk.

“And who’s going to be giving a lecture at this hour?”

“My wife.”

9 votes

Joke Won 2nd Place won $25.00
posted by "D-Gellybean" |
$12.00 won 2 votes
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I ate a box of Thin Mints.

I didn’t get any thinner.

I don’t think they work.

2 votes

CATEGORY Food Jokes
Joke Won 4th Place won $12.00
posted by "D-Gellybean" |