The brain is a wonderful organ...
It starts working the day you are born, and stops the day you fall in love...
Electile Dysfunction - the inability to become aroused over any of the choices for President, put forth by either party in the 2016 election year.
I ate a box of Thin Mints.
I didn’t get any thinner.
I don’t think they work.
Teacher: Railroad crossing at the track. How many R's in that?
Little Johnny: There are no R's in 'that'.