I once went to Barnes & Noble. I asked the lady working there, “Where is the self-help section?”
She said, “That would defeat the purpose.”
Boy: "Teacher, can I ask you a question?"
Teacher: "Good job, you just did."
What do you call a group of singing dinosaurs?
A ghost walks into a bar.
The bartender asks, “What would you like to drink?"
The ghost says, “I’m just here for the boos.”