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D-Gellybean

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Member Since : Feb, 2016
# of jokes posted : 436
# of followers : 11
# of following: 0
eligible jokes to win : 7
Location: United States
won: $ 352.00
$8.00 won 1 votes
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What are the two reasons why babies wear diapers?

Number 1 and Number 2!

1 votes

CATEGORY Baby Jokes
Joke Won 7th Place won $8.00
posted by "D-Gellybean" |
$7.00 won 4 votes

They say we learn from our mistakes.

That's why I'm deliberately making as many as possible.

Soon I'll be a genius!

4 votes

Joke Won 8th Place won $7.00
posted by "D-Gellybean" |
$8.00 won 3 votes

Son: "Excuse me daddy, but what is the twenty fifth letter of the alphabet?"

Dad: "Y."

Son: "Because I need to know for my test tomorrow."

3 votes

CATEGORY School Jokes
Joke Won 7th Place won $8.00
posted by "D-Gellybean" |
$6.00 won 1 votes
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A cop pulled me over and saids, "Papers."

I turned to him and said, "Scissors. I win!" and then drove away.

1 votes

CATEGORY Police Jokes
Joke Won 9th Place won $6.00
posted by "D-Gellybean" |