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D-Gellybean

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Member Since : Feb, 2016
# of jokes posted : 474
# of followers : 13
# of following: 0
eligible jokes to win : 4
Location: United States
won: $ 467.00
$6.00 won 5 votes

I've started a new exercise program.

I do twenty sit-ups every morning.

That may not sound like a lot, but you can only hit that SNOOZE button just so many times...

5 votes

CATEGORY Misc Jokes
Joke Won 9th Place won $6.00
posted by "D-Gellybean" |
$12.00 won 7 votes
 

Newspaper Ad:

"Attractive kitten seeks position in someone's lap. Will do light mouse work."

7 votes

CATEGORY Puns
Joke Won 4th Place won $12.00
posted by "D-Gellybean" |
$9.00 won 7 votes
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One day two friends were talking when the conversation was getting serious.

Friend 1: "So, tell me. How do you feel?"

Friend 2: "Well, with my fingers."

7 votes

CATEGORY Misc Jokes
Joke Won 6th Place won $9.00
posted by "D-Gellybean" |
$9.00 won 8 votes

Knock-knock!

Who’s there?

Abraham Lincoln.

Abraham Lincoln who?

Wait! You don’t know who Abraham Lincoln is?

8 votes

Joke Won 6th Place won $9.00
posted by "D-Gellybean" |