If slim and fat are opposites...

Then how come “slim chance” and “fat chance” are similar?

I heard about a new website: www.needleinahaystack.com.

Took me ages to find it!

Joe: Hey Jay. I noticed you have a gambling problem. You should go to Gamblers Anonymous meetings.

Jay: I do NOT have a gambling problem!

Joe: Yes, my friend. You do.

Jay: Wanna bet I don’t?

A man went into a discount store and asked the woman cashier if everything in the shop was $1.

“That’s right,” she said. “Every item in the store.”

So he gave her a dollar and asked for the cash register.