I've started a new exercise program.
I do twenty sit-ups every morning.
That may not sound like a lot, but you can only hit that SNOOZE button just so many times...
"Attractive kitten seeks position in someone's lap. Will do light mouse work."
One day two friends were talking when the conversation was getting serious.
Friend 1: "So, tell me. How do you feel?"
Friend 2: "Well, with my fingers."
Abraham Lincoln who?
Wait! You don’t know who Abraham Lincoln is?