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D-Gellybean

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Member Since : Feb, 2016
# of jokes posted : 513
# of followers : 15
# of following: 0
eligible jokes to win : 3
Location: United States
won: $ 684.00
$10.00 won 3 votes
 

I once swallowed a dictionary.

It gave me thesaurus throat I ever had.

3 votes

CATEGORY Puns
Joke Won 5th Place won $10.00
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$8.00 won 3 votes
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How does someone actually break out into a "cold sweat"?

Doing Pilates in a Meat Locker?

3 votes

CATEGORY Puns
Joke Won 7th Place won $8.00
posted by "D-Gellybean" |
$10.00 won 3 votes
 

Some people can tell what time it is by looking at the sun...

But I have never been able to make out the numbers.

3 votes

CATEGORY Misc Jokes
Joke Won 5th Place won $10.00
posted by "D-Gellybean" |
$9.00 won 4 votes
 

What dog says “meow”?

A police dog working undercover.

4 votes

CATEGORY Animal Jokes
Joke Won 6th Place won $9.00
posted by "D-Gellybean" |