What are the two reasons why babies wear diapers?
Number 1 and Number 2!
They say we learn from our mistakes.
That's why I'm deliberately making as many as possible.
Soon I'll be a genius!
Son: "Excuse me daddy, but what is the twenty fifth letter of the alphabet?"
Son: "Because I need to know for my test tomorrow."
A cop pulled me over and saids, "Papers."
I turned to him and said, "Scissors. I win!" and then drove away.