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mickey

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Member Since : Mar, 2016
# of jokes posted : 57
# of followers : 32
# of following: 0
eligible jokes to win : 0
Location: United States
won: $ 1390.00
$25.00 won 16 votes

Doctor: We need to get these people to a hospital!

Nurse: What is it?

Doctor: It's a big building with a lot of doctors, but that's not important now!

16 votes

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Joke Won 2nd Place won $25.00
posted by "mickey" |
$15.00 won 10 votes

Wife asks her husband to pass her a newspaper. He replies, "Newspaper? Are yo really that behind reality? Technology has developed so much and you are still asking for the newspaper? Here, take my iPad instead."

The wife takes the iPad and uses it to kill a cockroach. Her husband faints.

10 votes

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Joke Won 3rd Place won $15.00
posted by "mickey" |
$10.00 won 12 votes

Patient: Doctor, whenever I get up after a sleep, I feel dizzy for half an hour, then I'm all right.'

Doctor: Then wait for half an hour before getting up.

12 votes

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Joke Won 5th Place won $10.00
posted by "mickey" |
$15.00 won 12 votes

An anesthesiologist has a stock answer to the usual question asked by pre-surgical patients:

“How much will the anesthesia cost?”

“Oh, about $100.00. $1.00 to go to sleep and $99.00 for waking up. Most patients buy the whole package.”

12 votes

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posted by "mickey" |