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barber7796

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Member Since : Jun, 2016
# of jokes posted : 837
# of followers : 31
# of following: 9
eligible jokes to win : 0
Location: United States
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$50.00 won 13 votes

A pedantic bore forced a conversation with a fellow passenger on a coast to coast flight, and made a great parade of his knowledge. The passenger listened as long as he could. Looking at him gravely, he said, "My friend, you and I know all that there is to know."

"How is that?" asked the bore, pleased with what he thought was a complimentary association.

"Well," began the traveler, "you know everything there is to know except that you are a bore, and I know that."

13 votes

CATEGORY Airplane Jokes
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The meaning of opaque is unclear. 

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CATEGORY Puns
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During an interview, the young lady interviewing for the position was surprised to hear the HR manager say he was looking for someone "to do the work of six men."

The lady replied: "That's a shame. I was looking for a full time job."

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CATEGORY Business Jokes
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The same guy has robbed the same bank three times in the last 30 days.

The FBI, in charge of preventing a fourth robbery ask the nervous bank teller, "Have you noticed anything in particular about the robber?"

"Yes," the teller replied. "I notice that each time he comes into the bank he's much better dressed."

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CATEGORY Dumb Criminals
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