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sravanthi

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Member Since : Aug, 2016
# of jokes posted : 69
# of followers : 5
# of following: 0
eligible jokes to win : 3
Location: United States
won: $ 1282.00
$12.00 won 2 votes

“That’s a nice plant,” said a woman at the florist’s shop, pointing to the flower I was buying.

“Yeah, my wife and I had an argument,” I admitted. “I was going to buy her a dozen roses, but I don’t think she’s THAT mad at me.”

2 votes

CATEGORY Marriage Jokes
Joke Won 4th Place won $12.00
posted by "sravanthi" |
$25.00 won 5 votes

While editing announcements for a newspaper, I came across an item promoting a camp for children with asthma.

Aside from all the wonderful activities the kids could enjoy, such as canoeing, swimming, crafts and more, it promised that its lakefront property offered something the kids probably did not expect... breathtaking views!

5 votes

CATEGORY Kid Jokes
Joke Won 2nd Place won $25.00
posted by "sravanthi" |
$10.00 won 7 votes

I’m at the library, and for some reason, when I plug my flash drive into the computer, it doesn’t show up. I keep trying, but nothing happens.

As an IT major, I know I can figure this out. So I spend 15 minutes changing settings and inserting and removing the flash drive.

Then a girl sitting next to me taps my shoulder and says, “You’re plugging into my computer, not yours.”

7 votes

Joke Won 5th Place won $10.00
posted by "sravanthi" |
$12.00 won 16 votes

Seen on the door of a repair shop:

WE CAN FIX ANYTHING! (Please knock on the door—the bell doesn’t work.)

16 votes

Joke Won 4th Place won $12.00
posted by "sravanthi" |