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sravanthi

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Member Since : Aug, 2016
# of jokes posted : 69
# of followers : 5
# of following: 0
eligible jokes to win : 3
Location: United States
won: $ 1274.00
$12.00 won 4 votes

After football fans in one particular city were treated to a particularly excruciating loss earlier in the season, a man phoned a sports-radio talk-show host to say, “Everyone should call in and give one word for that game.”

“What’s your word?” the host replied.

“Bored out of my mind,” said the caller.

4 votes

CATEGORY Work Jokes
Joke Won 4th Place won $12.00
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$7.00 won 8 votes

My husband, a computer-systems trouble-shooter, rode with me in my new car one afternoon. He had been working on a customer’s computer all morning and was still tense from the session.

When I stopped for a traffic light, I made sure to leave a safe distance from the stop line to keep oncoming drivers from hitting the car.

I couldn’t help but laugh when my husband impatiently waved at me to move the car forward while saying, "Scroll up, honey."

8 votes

CATEGORY Computer Jokes
Joke Won 8th Place won $7.00
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$12.00 won 8 votes

Q: What do skeletons say before eating?

A: Bone Appetit!

8 votes

CATEGORY Food Jokes
Joke Won 4th Place won $12.00
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$50.00 won 4 votes

I love making clothes for my five-year-old granddaughter. And she, in turn, always seems happy to accept them. The other day, I asked if she would like me to make her a skirt.

"Yes," she said. "But this time, could you make it look like it came from a store?"

4 votes

CATEGORY Kid Jokes
Joke Won 1st Place won $50.00
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