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sravanthi

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Member Since : Aug, 2016
# of jokes posted : 69
# of followers : 5
# of following: 0
eligible jokes to win : 3
Location: United States
won: $ 1282.00
$15.00 won 11 votes

It was my friend’s first camping trip with her husband, and they were lost. He tried all the usual tactics to determine direction—moss on the trees (there was none), direction of the sun (it was overcast), and so on. Just as she began to panic, he spotted a cabin in the distance.

"This way," he said as he led her back to their camp.

"How did you do that?" my friend asked.

"Simple. In this part of the country, the satellite dishes point south."

11 votes

Joke Won 3rd Place won $15.00
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$15.00 won 16 votes
 

I saw a driver texting and driving...

It made me so mad I threw my beer at him.

16 votes

CATEGORY Misc Jokes
Joke Won 3rd Place won $15.00
posted by "sravanthi" |
$15.00 won 6 votes

I used to find buying books from Amazon slow and inconvenient...

Until one day the receptionist suggested I use their website.

6 votes

CATEGORY Computer Jokes
Joke Won 3rd Place won $15.00
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$15.00 won 6 votes

I was trying to decide what to do for a talent show I planned to enter.

Trusting my mother to help me out, I asked, “For the talent show, what do you think I should do, sing or put on a comedy act?”

Glancing up from her paper, she said dryly, “What’s the difference?”

6 votes

CATEGORY Family Jokes
Joke Won 3rd Place won $15.00
posted by "sravanthi" |