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sravanthi

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Member Since : Aug, 2016
# of jokes posted : 69
# of followers : 5
# of following: 0
eligible jokes to win : 3
Location: United States
won: $ 1274.00
$9.00 won 6 votes

I was halfway through a meeting with a photocopy salesman, when he suddenly mentioned his wife and children, and how content and happy he was.

I was puzzled, but let him continue. It was only when I glanced down that I understood his reason for imparting this personal information. The table leg against which I had been rubbing my itchy foot wasn’t a table leg at all.

6 votes

CATEGORY Work Jokes
Joke Won 6th Place won $9.00
posted by "sravanthi" |
$5.00 won 4 votes

In the Moreno Valley (Calif.) Recycler:

"Homing pigeons free to good home. Must live far, far away."

4 votes

CATEGORY Animal Jokes
Joke Won 10th Place won $5.00
posted by "sravanthi" |
$8.00 won 5 votes

When we finished a personality assessment at work, I asked my friend Dan if he would share the results with his wife.

"That would require me to go home and say, ‘Hi, honey. I just paid someone $400 to tell me what’s wrong with me,’" he said.

"What's wrong with that?" I asked.

"Well, based on that, and considering we’ve been married 23 years, she’d probably hand me a bill for $798,000."

5 votes

CATEGORY Marriage Jokes
Joke Won 7th Place won $8.00
posted by "sravanthi" |
$50.00 won 4 votes

My older son loves school, but his younger brother absolutely hates it. One weekend he cried and fretted and tried every excuse not to go back on Monday. Sunday morning on the way home from church, the crying and whining built to a crescendo.

At the end of my rope, I finally stopped the car and explained, "Honey, it’s a law. If you don’t go to school, they’ll put Mommy in jail."

He looked at me, thought a moment, then asked, "How long would you have to stay?"

4 votes

CATEGORY Kid Jokes
Joke Won 1st Place won $50.00
posted by "sravanthi" |