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sravanthi

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Member Since : Aug, 2016
# of jokes posted : 69
# of followers : 5
# of following: 0
eligible jokes to win : 3
Location: United States
won: $ 1282.00
$12.00 won 8 votes
 

When I became a licensed chiropractor, I moved back to my hometown and soon had a thriving practice. One morning I saw a new patient whom I recognized as my old high school principal.

"Gee," I said nervously, "I’m a little surprised to see you here."

"Why?" he replied. "You certainly spent a great deal of time in my office."

8 votes

CATEGORY School Jokes
Joke Won 4th Place won $12.00
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$50.00 won 5 votes

I phoned a local restaurant to ask if it was on the north or south side of the Main Street.

The person on the other end answered, “That depends on which direction you’re coming from.”

5 votes

CATEGORY Office Jokes
Joke Won 1st Place won $50.00
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$10.00 won 11 votes
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Question on second-grade math quiz: "Tony drank 1/6 of a glass of juice. Emily drank 1/4 of a glass of juice. Emily drank more. Explain."

My grandson’s answer: "She was more thirsty."

11 votes

CATEGORY School Jokes
Joke Won 5th Place won $10.00
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$25.00 won 5 votes
 

A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: "Wife wanted."

Next day he received a hundred letters.

They all said the same thing... "You can have mine!"

5 votes

CATEGORY Marriage Jokes
Joke Won 2nd Place won $25.00
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