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sravanthi

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Member Since : Aug, 2016
# of jokes posted : 69
# of followers : 5
# of following: 0
eligible jokes to win : 3
Location: United States
won: $ 1274.00
$25.00 won 4 votes

A wife got so mad at her husband she packed his bags and told him to get out.

As he walked to the door she yelled, "I hope you die a long, slow, painful death."

He turned around and said, "So, you want me to stay?"

4 votes

CATEGORY Marriage Jokes
Joke Won 2nd Place won $25.00
posted by "sravanthi" |
$50.00 won 5 votes
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A first-grader came to the ophthalmology office where I work to have his vision checked. He sat down and I turned off the lights.

Then I switched on a projector that flashed the letters F, Z and B on a screen. I asked the boy what he saw.

Without hesitation he replied, "Consonants."

5 votes

CATEGORY Kid Jokes
Joke Won 1st Place won $50.00
posted by "sravanthi" |
$10.00 won 7 votes

We visited our newly married daughter, who was preparing her first Thanksgiving dinner. I noticed the turkey thawing in the kitchen sink with a dish drainer inverted over the bird. I asked why a drainer covered the turkey.

Our daughter turned to my wife and said, “Mom, you always did it that way.”

“Yes,” my wife replied, “but you don’t have a cat!”

7 votes

CATEGORY Animal Jokes
Joke Won 5th Place won $10.00
posted by "sravanthi" |
$5.00 won 4 votes

I work for a security company that transports cash, and part of my job is to work with police if a crew is robbed. One afternoon my wife and I were packing to move, when I received a call to report to a crime scene.

"I have to go," I told my wife. "Two of our guards have been held up at gunpoint at a superstore."

As I dashed out the door, she called, "While you’re there, pick up some big cardboard boxes."

4 votes

CATEGORY Marriage Jokes
Joke Won 10th Place won $5.00
posted by "sravanthi" |