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stee

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Member Since : Sep, 2016
# of jokes posted : 68
# of followers : 2
# of following: 0
eligible jokes to win : 0
Location: United States
won: $ 1247.00
$25.00 won 4 votes

Poodle: “My life is a mess. My owner is mean, my girlfriend is leaving me for a German shepherd, and I’m as nervous as a cat.”

Collie: “Why don’t you go see a psychiatrist?”

Poodle: “I can’t. I’m not allowed on the couch.”

4 votes

CATEGORY Animal Jokes
Joke Won 2nd Place won $25.00
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$50.00 won 4 votes

Shortly after my grandmother passed away, I took my daughter to her grave site, which was located beside a row of pine trees.

“How nice,” I said. “Grandma has a great spot here in the shade.”

My daughter replied, “Mom, aren't they all in the shade?”

4 votes

CATEGORY Kid Jokes
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$12.00 won 5 votes
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I don’t know why Cupid was chosen to represent Valentine’s Day...

When I think about romance, the last thing on my mind is a short, chubby toddler coming at me with a weapon.

5 votes

CATEGORY Holiday Jokes
Joke Won 4th Place won $12.00
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$50.00 won 3 votes

When I went back to the medical lab to have some blood drawn, I was greeted with a battery of questions from the technician.

“Has your address changed?” she asked.

“No,” I answered.

“Your phone number?”

“No.”

“What about your birthday?”

3 votes

CATEGORY Doctor Jokes
Joke Won 1st Place won $50.00
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