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Member Since : Sep, 2016
# of jokes posted : 67
# of followers : 2
# of following: 0
eligible jokes to win : 1
Location: United States
won: $ 1247.00
$12.00 won 11 votes

After an enthusiastic recommendation from my wife, I began listening to the audiobook version of Frank McCourt’s 'Teacher Man'.

“I love it, but his writing style is so disjointed,” I complained. “He refers to characters I don’t know and introduces them a half hour later.”

My wife was as confused as I was, but I soldiered on, disoriented by the jumpy story line. It wasn’t until the end of the book that my dilemma was explained—I had set the iPod to Shuffle mode.

11 votes

CATEGORY Computer Jokes
Joke Won 4th Place won $12.00
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$25.00 won 16 votes

A lizard walks into a bar pushing a baby in a stroller.

“What’s your kid’s name?” asks the bartender.

“Tiny,” says the lizard. “Because he’s my-newt.”

16 votes

CATEGORY Puns
Joke Won 2nd Place won $25.00
posted by "stee" |
$10.00 won 16 votes

During a visit to our friend’s home in Canada, we were welcomed with a wonderful breakfast. But my six-year-old daughter was not impressed.

"Your pancakes are smaller than my mom’s," she told him.

He replied, "That’s because of the exchange rate."

16 votes

CATEGORY Money Jokes
Joke Won 5th Place won $10.00
posted by "stee" |
$7.00 won 5 votes

My mother, a meticulous housekeeper, often lectured my father about tracking dirt into the house. One day he came in to find her furiously scrubbing away at a spot on the floor and launching into a lecture.

"I don’t know what you’ve brought in," she said, "but I can’t seem to get this out."

He studied the situation for a moment and, without a word, moved a figurine on the window-sill where the sun was streaming in. The spot immediately disappeared.

5 votes

CATEGORY Marriage Jokes
Joke Won 8th Place won $7.00
posted by "stee" |