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stee

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Member Since : Sep, 2016
# of jokes posted : 68
# of followers : 2
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eligible jokes to win : 0
Location: United States
won: $ 1247.00
$12.00 won 3 votes
 

Q: What do you get when you combine a Christmas tree with an iPad?

A: A pine-apple.

3 votes

CATEGORY Holiday Jokes
Joke Won 4th Place won $12.00
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$7.00 won 4 votes
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“I feel like carp today...”

“Yeah, you look a little fishy.”

4 votes

Joke Won 8th Place won $7.00
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$15.00 won 2 votes

“That’s a nice plant,” said a woman at the florist’s shop, pointing to the flower I was buying.

“Yeah, my wife and I had an argument,” I admitted. “I was going to buy her a dozen roses, but I don’t think she’s that mad at me.”

2 votes

Joke Won 3rd Place won $15.00
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$9.00 won 1 votes

The day before my high school graduation, the principal called an assembly. He wanted to say farewell informally, he explained, as he reviewed our years together.

There was hardly a dry eye among us as he concluded, "We will remember you, and hope you will remember us. More importantly, we want you to remember each other. I want all of you to meet in this very auditorium 25 years from today."

There was a moment of silence. Then a thin voice piped up, "What time?"

1 votes

CATEGORY School Jokes
Joke Won 6th Place won $9.00
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