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stee

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Member Since : Sep, 2016
# of jokes posted : 67
# of followers : 2
# of following: 0
eligible jokes to win : 2
Location: United States
won: $ 1240.00
$7.00 won 4 votes

Feeling listless, I bought some expensive "brain-stimulating" pills at the health food store. But it wasn’t until I got home that I read the label.

"This is just rosemary extract," I complained to my husband. "I can’t believe I spent all that money for something that I have growing wild in the yard!"

"See?" he said. "You’re smarter already."

4 votes

CATEGORY Marriage Jokes
Joke Won 8th Place won $7.00
posted by "stee" |
$12.00 won 3 votes

The owner of a company tells his employees, “You worked very hard this year, therefore the company’s profits increased dramatically. As a reward, I ‘m giving everyone a check for $5,000!”

Thrilled, the employees gather round and high five one another.

“And if you work with the same zeal next year, I’ll sign those checks!”

3 votes

CATEGORY Office Jokes
Joke Won 4th Place won $12.00
posted by "stee" |
$9.00 won 1 votes

The day before my high school graduation, the principal called an assembly. He wanted to say farewell informally, he explained, as he reviewed our years together.

There was hardly a dry eye among us as he concluded, "We will remember you, and hope you will remember us. More importantly, we want you to remember each other. I want all of you to meet in this very auditorium 25 years from today."

There was a moment of silence. Then a thin voice piped up, "What time?"

1 votes

CATEGORY School Jokes
Joke Won 6th Place won $9.00
posted by "stee" |