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stee

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Member Since : Sep, 2016
# of jokes posted : 67
# of followers : 2
# of following: 0
eligible jokes to win : 1
Location: United States
won: $ 1247.00
$50.00 won 8 votes

Don’t ever pay a surprise visit to a child in college. You might be the one getting the surprise. I learned this the hard way when I swung by my son’s campus during a business trip.

Locating what I thought was his fraternity house, I rang the doorbell. "Yeah?" a voice called from inside.

"Does Dylan Houseman live here?"

"Yup," the voice answered. "Leave him on the front porch. We’ll bring him in later."

8 votes

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Q: What do you get when you combine a Christmas tree with an iPad?

A: A pine-apple.

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My cousin, a teacher, asked her young students, "Why should you never accept candy from strangers?"

One girl knew. "Because it might be past the sell-by date."

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I got my first full-time job, but I could have sworn I was making more money in college while working for my parents as their daughter.

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