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Member Since : Sep, 2016
# of jokes posted : 68
# of followers : 2
# of following: 0
eligible jokes to win : 0
Location: United States
won: $ 1247.00
$15.00 won 5 votes

The police officer approaches the driver, "When I saw you driving down the road, I guessed 55 at least."

The lady driver looks at the officer and replies, "You're wrong, officer, it's only my hat that makes me look that old."

5 votes

CATEGORY Police Jokes
Joke Won 3rd Place won $15.00
posted by "stee" |
$25.00 won 8 votes

A friend of mine had resisted efforts to get him to run with our jogging group until his doctor told him he had to exercise. Soon thereafter, he reluctantly joined us for our 5:30 am jogs on Mondays, Wednesdays, and Fridays.

After a month of running, we decided that my friend might be hooked, especially when he said he had discovered what “runner’s euphoria” was.

“Runner’s euphoria,” he explained, “is what I feel at 5:30 am on Tuesdays, Thursdays, and Saturdays.”

8 votes

CATEGORY Misc Jokes
Joke Won 2nd Place won $25.00
posted by "stee" |
$8.00 won 7 votes

I don’t want to brag or make anybody jealous or anything, but I can still fit into the earrings I wore in high school.

7 votes

CATEGORY School Jokes
Joke Won 7th Place won $8.00
posted by "stee" |
$25.00 won 4 votes

After years of using the same perfumes, I decided to try something different and settled on a light, citrusy fragrance.

The next day I was surprised when it was my little boy, not my husband, who first noticed the change.

As he put his arms around me, he declared, "Wow Mom, you smell just like Froot Loops!"

4 votes

CATEGORY Kid Jokes
Joke Won 2nd Place won $25.00
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