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stee

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Member Since : Sep, 2016
# of jokes posted : 68
# of followers : 2
# of following: 0
eligible jokes to win : 0
Location: United States
won: $ 1247.00
$25.00 won 2 votes
 

I should have known better than to take my four-year-old son shopping with me. I spent the entire time in the mall chasing after him. Finally, I’d had it.

"Do you want a stranger to take you?!" I scolded.

Thrilled, he yelled back, "That depends, will HE take me to the zoo?"

2 votes

CATEGORY Kid Jokes
Joke Won 2nd Place won $25.00
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$50.00 won 5 votes
 

On a billboard ad for a safe company...

"If your stuff is stolen, it’s not our vault!"

5 votes

Joke Won 1st Place won $50.00
posted by "stee" |
$50.00 won 4 votes

While at the dinosaur exhibit in Disney’s Animal Kingdom park, I overheard a confused woman complaining to her friend.

She said, "How could they possibly know the names of all those dinosaurs if they died 75 million years ago? And another thing, how do we even know they were called dinosaurs?"

4 votes

CATEGORY Animal Jokes
Joke Won 1st Place won $50.00
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$15.00 won 2 votes

“That’s a nice plant,” said a woman at the florist’s shop, pointing to the flower I was buying.

“Yeah, my wife and I had an argument,” I admitted. “I was going to buy her a dozen roses, but I don’t think she’s that mad at me.”

2 votes

Joke Won 3rd Place won $15.00
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