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stee

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Member Since : Sep, 2016
# of jokes posted : 67
# of followers : 2
# of following: 0
eligible jokes to win : 2
Location: United States
won: $ 1240.00
$15.00 won 6 votes

My sister explained to my nephew how his voice would eventually change as he grew up.

Tyler was exuberant at the prospect.

"Cool!" he said. "I hope I get a German accent."

6 votes

CATEGORY Kid Jokes
Joke Won 3rd Place won $15.00
posted by "stee" |
$10.00 won 4 votes

My father’s secretary was visibly distraught one morning when she arrived at the office and explained that her children’s parrot had escaped from his cage and flown out an open window. Of all the dangers the tame bird would face outdoors alone, she seemed most concerned about what would happen if the bird started talking.

Confused, my father asked what the parrot could say. “Well,” she explained, “he mostly says, ‘Here, kitty, kitty, kitty.’”

4 votes

CATEGORY Animal Jokes
Joke Won 5th Place won $10.00
posted by "stee" |
$25.00 won 2 votes
 

I should have known better than to take my four-year-old son shopping with me. I spent the entire time in the mall chasing after him. Finally, I’d had it.

"Do you want a stranger to take you?!" I scolded.

Thrilled, he yelled back, "That depends, will HE take me to the zoo?"

2 votes

CATEGORY Kid Jokes
Joke Won 2nd Place won $25.00
posted by "stee" |
$50.00 won 22 votes
 

On a billboard ad for a safe company...

"If your stuff is stolen, it’s not our vault!"

22 votes

Joke Won 1st Place won $50.00
posted by "stee" |