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Mary

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Member Since : Oct, 2016
# of jokes posted : 59
# of followers : 3
# of following: 0
eligible jokes to win : 0
Location: United States
won: $ 867.00
$12.00 won 4 votes

At a meeting, the corporate manager told a joke. Everyone on the team laughed except one guy.

The manager asked him, "Didn’t you understand my joke?"

The guy replied, "Oh I understood it, but I resigned yesterday."

4 votes

CATEGORY Business Jokes
Joke Won 4th Place won $12.00
posted by "Mary" |
$25.00 won 18 votes

If athletes get athlete’s foot...

Then do astronauts get mistletoe?

18 votes

Joke Won 2nd Place won $25.00
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$12.00 won 9 votes

The company where I work provides four-foot-high cubicles so each employee can have some privacy.

One day a co-worker had an exasperating phone conversation with one of her teenage sons. After hanging up, she heaved a sigh and said, "No one ever listens to me."

Immediately, several voices from surrounding cubicles called out, "Yes, yes we do."

9 votes

CATEGORY Work Jokes
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posted by "Mary" |
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Blood may be thicker than water, but baseball beats them both.

I learned this after explaining to my two boys that they were half-Lithuanian on their father’s side, and half-Yankee, meaning their other set of parents came from an old New England family.

My younger son looked worried. "But we’re still a hundred percent Red Sox, right, Mom?"

10 votes

CATEGORY Sport Jokes
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