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srg

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Member Since : Nov, 2016
# of jokes posted : 44
# of followers : 2
# of following: 0
eligible jokes to win : 2
Location: United States
won: $ 484.00
$8.00 won 10 votes
 

Standing on the sidelines, during a game being played by my school’s football team, I saw one of the players take a hard hit. He tumbled to the ground and didn’t move.

We grabbed our first-aid gear and rushed out onto the field. The coach picked up the young man’s hand and urged, "Son, can you hear me? Squeeze once for yes and twice for no."

10 votes

CATEGORY Sport Jokes
Joke Won 7th Place won $8.00
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$6.00 won 4 votes

Bacon was definitely the 
first-round draft pick in the BLT...

No one’s building a sandwich around lettuce!

4 votes

Joke Won 9th Place won $6.00
posted by "srg" |
$6.00 won 3 votes

I was waiting tables in a noisy lobster restaurant in Maine when a vacationing Southerner stumped me with a drink order. I approached the bartender. “Have you ever heard of a drink called ‘Seven Young Blondes’?” I asked.

He admitted he’d never heard of it, and grabbed a drink guidebook to look it up. Unable to find the recipe, he then asked me to go back and tell the patron that he’d be happy to make the drink if he could list the ingredients for him. “Sir,” I asked the customer, “can you tell me what’s in that drink?”

He looked at me like I was crazy. “It’s wine,” he said, pronouncing his words carefully, “Sauvignon blanc.”

3 votes

CATEGORY Holiday Jokes
Joke Won 9th Place won $6.00
posted by "srg" |
$9.00 won 5 votes

Anyone who thinks “talk is cheap”…

Obviously didn’t pay my daughter’s mobile phone bill last month!

5 votes

Joke Won 6th Place won $9.00
posted by "srg" |