srg Profile



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Member Since : Nov, 2016
# of jokes posted : 47
# of followers : 2
# of following: 0
eligible jokes to win : 0
Location: United States
won: $ 493.00
$10.00 won 7 votes

Richard Branson has announced plans to develop a new type of plane that can fly from New York to Tokyo in one hour...

Apparently, the engines are powered by human screams!

7 votes

CATEGORY Airplane Jokes
Joke Won 5th Place won $10.00
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$15.00 won 5 votes

After a rough day spent corralling my rowdy kids, I’d had enough.

“I think I’m going to sell them,” I hissed to my sister.

“You’re crazy,” she said.

“For thinking of selling them?”

“For thinking someone would buy them.”

5 votes

CATEGORY Family Jokes
Joke Won 3rd Place won $15.00
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$12.00 won 4 votes

While I was making a huge batch of snicker doodle cookies, I asked my ten-year-old to read the recipe and ingredients off the box to me, doubling them as he went along.

He did as he was told. His first instruction: "Preheat the oven to 700 degrees."

4 votes

Joke Won 4th Place won $12.00
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$6.00 won 4 votes

Suspecting he had a serious medical condition, I nagged my husband until he agreed to see a doctor.

Once there, he was handed a mountain of forms to fill out. Next to 'Reason for visit' he wrote, "My wife made me."

4 votes

CATEGORY Marriage Jokes
Joke Won 9th Place won $6.00
posted by "srg" |