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srg

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Member Since : Nov, 2016
# of jokes posted : 44
# of followers : 2
# of following: 0
eligible jokes to win : 3
Location: United States
won: $ 475.00
$10.00 won 11 votes

Richard Branson has announced plans to develop a new type of plane that can fly from New York to Tokyo in one hour...

Apparently, the engines are powered by human screams!

11 votes

CATEGORY Airplane Jokes
Joke Won 5th Place won $10.00
posted by "srg" |
$15.00 won 7 votes

After a rough day spent corralling my rowdy kids, I’d had enough.

“I think I’m going to sell them,” I hissed to my sister.

“You’re crazy,” she said.

“For thinking of selling them?”

“For thinking someone would buy them.”

7 votes

CATEGORY Family Jokes
Joke Won 3rd Place won $15.00
posted by "srg" |
$12.00 won 4 votes

While I was making a huge batch of snicker doodle cookies, I asked my ten-year-old to read the recipe and ingredients off the box to me, doubling them as he went along.

He did as he was told. His first instruction: "Preheat the oven to 700 degrees."

4 votes

CATEGORY Kid Jokes
Joke Won 4th Place won $12.00
posted by "srg" |
$6.00 won 4 votes

Suspecting he had a serious medical condition, I nagged my husband until he agreed to see a doctor.

Once there, he was handed a mountain of forms to fill out. Next to 'Reason for visit' he wrote, "My wife made me."

4 votes

CATEGORY Marriage Jokes
Joke Won 9th Place won $6.00
posted by "srg" |