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srg

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Member Since : Nov, 2016
# of jokes posted : 51
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Location: United States
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$10.00 won 7 votes

Richard Branson has announced plans to develop a new type of plane that can fly from New York to Tokyo in one hour...

Apparently, the engines are powered by human screams!

7 votes

CATEGORY Airplane Jokes
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While I was making a huge batch of snicker doodle cookies, I asked my ten-year-old to read the recipe and ingredients off the box to me, doubling them as he went along.

He did as he was told. His first instruction: "Preheat the oven to 700 degrees."

4 votes

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Suspecting he had a serious medical condition, I nagged my husband until he agreed to see a doctor.

Once there, he was handed a mountain of forms to fill out. Next to 'Reason for visit' he wrote, "My wife made me."

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CATEGORY Marriage Jokes
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My cousin always “borrows” money from her older brother’s piggy bank, which drives him crazy.

One day, she found the piggy in, of all places, the freezer.

Inside was this note: “Dear sister, I hope you’ll understand, but my capital has been frozen.”

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