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srg

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Member Since : Nov, 2016
# of jokes posted : 44
# of followers : 2
# of following: 0
eligible jokes to win : 3
Location: United States
won: $ 475.00
$15.00 won 18 votes

My three-year-old grandson sat in the bathroom with me, watching as I removed my dentures and brushed them.

After a few minutes, he asked, “Can you take your ears off too?”

18 votes

CATEGORY Family Jokes
Joke Won 3rd Place won $15.00
posted by "srg" |
$9.00 won 21 votes
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Why did the cowboy buy a dachshund?

Someone told him to get a long little doggy.

21 votes

Joke Won 6th Place won $9.00
posted by "srg" |
$15.00 won 7 votes

The person sitting next to me on a flight was a woman. Ever the charmer, I used one of my pick-up lines on her.

I asked, “Does the airline charge you extra for sitting next to good-looking men?”

“Yes,” she replied, “but I wasn’t willing to pay.”

7 votes

CATEGORY Pickup Jokes
Joke Won 3rd Place won $15.00
posted by "srg" |
$5.00 won 4 votes

Scene: A man applying for credit 
at a department store.

Clerk: What do you do for a living?

Man: I’m a tree trimmer.

Clerk: So what do you do after Christmas?

4 votes

CATEGORY Holiday Jokes
Joke Won 10th Place won $5.00
posted by "srg" |