My three-year-old grandson sat in the bathroom with me, watching as I removed my dentures and brushed them.
After a few minutes, he asked, “Can you take your ears off too?”
Why did the cowboy buy a dachshund?
Someone told him to get a long little doggy.
The person sitting next to me on a flight was a woman. Ever the charmer, I used one of my pick-up lines on her.
I asked, “Does the airline charge you extra for sitting next to good-looking men?”
“Yes,” she replied, “but I wasn’t willing to pay.”
Scene: A man applying for credit
at a department store.
Clerk: What do you do for a living?
Man: I’m a tree trimmer.
Clerk: So what do you do after Christmas?