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srg

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Member Since : Nov, 2016
# of jokes posted : 44
# of followers : 2
# of following: 0
eligible jokes to win : 2
Location: United States
won: $ 484.00
$6.00 won 5 votes

Every Easter our church stages an elaborate pageant. Last year the man who played Pontius Pilate had to work on the night of the dress rehearsal, and a chorus member substituted for him.

As we began rehearsing Pilate’s solo, the conductor stopped the orchestra. “Pilate, I don’t hear you,” he called out. “You’re not loud enough.”

“Pilate is at work,” a voice on the stage shouted back. “We’ve got our co-Pilate tonight.”

5 votes

CATEGORY Holiday Jokes
Joke Won 9th Place won $6.00
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$50.00 won 17 votes
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Did you hear about the two silk worms in a race?

They ended in a tie.

17 votes

CATEGORY Puns
Joke Won 1st Place won $50.00
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$10.00 won 6 votes

I’m employed at a computer security company and have a colleague whose name is M. Alware. His e-mail address is malware@company.com.

My ex-boss’s name is R. Stone. His e-mail was stoner@company.co.in.

My name is James Pan. Every other permutation of my name was taken (e.g., jpan, jamesp), so I’m stuck with japan@university.edu.

6 votes

CATEGORY Computer Jokes
Joke Won 5th Place won $10.00
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$12.00 won 13 votes

During basic training, our drill sergeant asked for a show of hands of all Jewish personnel. Six of us raised our hands. Much to our relief, we were given the day off for Rosh Hashanah.

A few days later in anticipation of Yom Kippur, the drill sergeant again asked for all Jewish personnel to ID themselves. This time, every soldier raised his hand.

"Only the personnel who were Jewish last week can be Jewish this week," declared the sergeant.

13 votes

CATEGORY Military Jokes
Joke Won 4th Place won $12.00
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