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Harry Finkelstein

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Member Since : Jan, 2017
# of jokes posted : 2793
# of followers : 10
# of following: 0
eligible jokes to win : 3
Location: United States
won: $ 599.00
$6.00 won 2 votes

Sign inside a bowling alley:

"Please be quiet. We need to hear a pin drop."

2 votes

CATEGORY Sport Jokes
Joke Won 9th Place won $6.00
posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |
$7.00 won 1 votes

Men are like coolers...

Load them up with beer and you can take them anywhere.

1 votes

Joke Won 8th Place won $7.00
posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |
$5.00 won 3 votes

It was so quiet in the bowling alley...

It was so quiet that you COULD hear a pin drop...

3 votes

CATEGORY Puns
Joke Won 10th Place won $5.00
posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |
$7.00 won 2 votes

A newlywed farmer and his wife were visited by her mother, who immediately demanded an inspection of the place. While they were walking through the barn, the farmer's mule suddenly reared up and kicked the mother-in-law, unfortunately killing her instantly.

At the funeral service a few days later, the farmer stood near the casket and greeted folks as they walked by. The pastor noticed that whenever a woman would whisper something to the farmer, he would nod his head "yes" and say something. Whenever a man walked by and whispered to the farmer, he would shake his head "no" and mumble a reply.

Curious, the pastor later asked the farmer what that was all about. The farmer replied, "The women would say, 'What a terrible tragedy,' and I would nod my head and say, 'Yes, it was.' The men would ask, 'You wanna sell that mule?' and I would shake my head and say, 'Can't. It's all booked up for a year.'"

2 votes

CATEGORY Family Jokes
Joke Won 8th Place won $7.00
posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |