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Harry Finkelstein

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Member Since : Jan, 2017
# of jokes posted : 3759
# of followers : 11
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eligible jokes to win : 2
Location: United States
won: $ 1079.00
$9.00 won 2 votes

Occasionally you hear about a really dry spell in Texas.

I always thought the stories exaggerated until I got a birthday card last week.

They attached the stamp with a staple.

2 votes

CATEGORY Misc Jokes
Joke Won 6th Place won $9.00
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$7.00 won 2 votes

I had some words for my wife...

She had some paragraphs for me!

2 votes

CATEGORY Marriage Jokes
Joke Won 8th Place won $7.00
posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |
$25.00 won 3 votes

If you just got an iPhone and are "learning" to text, here is some VERY helpful information. Don't thank me (DTM). This is a public service (TIPS). Since more and more Seniors are texting and tweeting there appears to be a need for a STC (Senior Texting Code). If you qualify for Senior Discounts this is the code for you.

ATD: At The Doctor's
BFF: Best Friend Farted
BTW: Bring The Wheelchair
BYOT: Bring Your Own Teeth
CBM: Covered By Medicare
CUATSC: See You At The Senior Center
DWI: Driving While Incontinent
FWB: Friend With Beta Blockers
FWIW: Forgot Where I Was
FYI: Found Your Insulin
GGPBL: Gotta Go, Pacemaker Battery Low!
GHA: Got Heartburn Again
HGBM: Had Good Bowel Movement
IMHO: Is My Hearing-Aid On?
LMDO: Laughing My Dentures Out
LOL: Living On Lipitor
LWO: Lawrence Welk's On
OMMR: On My Massage Recliner
OMSG: Oh My! Sorry, Gas.
ROFL... CGU: Rolling On Floor Laughing... And Can't Get Up
SGGP: Sorry, Gotta Go Poop
TTYL: Talk To You Louder
WAITT: Who Am I Talking To?

3 votes

CATEGORY Elderly Jokes
Joke Won 2nd Place won $25.00
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All power corrupts...

But what can we do, we need electricity!

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CATEGORY Business Jokes
Joke Won 10th Place won $5.00
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