What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor?

"Where's my tractor?"

[What? What else was he going to say?]

Q: Whatever happened to the bedbugs who fell in love?

A: They got married in the spring.

When all this pandemic stuff is over, I still plan to wear a mask.

It hides the perpetual look of annoyance I have for most people.

Good: You give the birds and bees talk to your daughter.

Bad: She keeps interrupting.

Worse: With corrections.