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Harry Finkelstein

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Member Since : Jan, 2017
# of jokes posted : 3954
# of followers : 12
# of following: 0
eligible jokes to win : 2
Location: United States
won: $ 1161.00
$6.00 won 1 votes

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor?

"Where's my tractor?"

[What? What else was he going to say?]

1 votes

CATEGORY Farmer Jokes
Joke Won 9th Place won $6.00
posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |
$6.00 won 1 votes

Q: Whatever happened to the bedbugs who fell in love?

A: They got married in the spring.

1 votes

CATEGORY Marriage Jokes
Joke Won 9th Place won $6.00
posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |
$12.00 won 3 votes

When all this pandemic stuff is over, I still plan to wear a mask.

It hides the perpetual look of annoyance I have for most people.

3 votes

CATEGORY Misc Jokes
Joke Won 4th Place won $12.00
posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |
$25.00 won 2 votes

Good: You give the birds and bees talk to your daughter.

Bad: She keeps interrupting.

Worse: With corrections.

2 votes

CATEGORY Family Jokes
Joke Won 2nd Place won $25.00
posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |