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Harry Finkelstein

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Member Since : Jan, 2017
# of jokes posted : 3060
# of followers : 10
# of following: 0
eligible jokes to win : 2
Location: United States
won: $ 776.00
$9.00 won 5 votes

If Lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked,...

Doesn’t it then follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted, cowboys deranged, models deposed, tree surgeons debarked, and dry cleaners depressed?

5 votes

CATEGORY Misc Jokes
Joke Won 6th Place won $9.00
posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |
$5.00 won 4 votes
 

When a man steals your wife...

There is no better revenge than to let him keep her.

4 votes

CATEGORY Family Jokes
Joke Won 10th Place won $5.00
posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |
$5.00 won 3 votes

A grocery store manager chased a shoplifter through dry goods and frozen foods before catching him with a flying tackle in cleaning supplies.

That's when the manager noticed that all of the customers in line at the cash registers were staring.

"Everything's fine, folks," he assured them. "This guy just tried to go through the express lane with more than ten items."

3 votes

CATEGORY Business Jokes
Joke Won 10th Place won $5.00
posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |
$8.00 won 4 votes

How many telemarketers does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but they have to do it while you're eating dinner.

4 votes

CATEGORY Work Jokes
Joke Won 7th Place won $8.00
posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |