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Harry Finkelstein

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Member Since : Jan, 2017
# of jokes posted : 2793
# of followers : 10
# of following: 0
eligible jokes to win : 3
Location: United States
won: $ 599.00
$5.00 won 4 votes
 

When a man steals your wife...

There is no better revenge than to let him keep her.

4 votes

CATEGORY Family Jokes
Joke Won 10th Place won $5.00
posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |
$5.00 won 3 votes

A grocery store manager chased a shoplifter through dry goods and frozen foods before catching him with a flying tackle in cleaning supplies.

That's when the manager noticed that all of the customers in line at the cash registers were staring.

"Everything's fine, folks," he assured them. "This guy just tried to go through the express lane with more than ten items."

3 votes

CATEGORY Business Jokes
Joke Won 10th Place won $5.00
posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |
$8.00 won 4 votes

How many telemarketers does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but they have to do it while you're eating dinner.

4 votes

CATEGORY Work Jokes
Joke Won 7th Place won $8.00
posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |
$5.00 won 2 votes

Why is there no egg in eggplant?

Why is there no ham in a hamburger?

How come English Muffins do not come from England?

How come French Fries do not come from France?

Why doesn’t pineapple contain apples or pines?

How come a Guinea Pig is neither a pig nor is it from Guinea?

2 votes

Joke Won 10th Place won $5.00
posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |