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Harry Finkelstein

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Member Since : Jan, 2017
# of jokes posted : 2793
# of followers : 10
# of following: 0
eligible jokes to win : 3
Location: United States
won: $ 599.00
$6.00 won 4 votes

How many fatalists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What does it matter?

It's just going to go out again, anyway.

4 votes

Joke Won 9th Place won $6.00
posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |
$7.00 won 3 votes

There's only one reason I would take up walking again...

So that I could hear heavy breathing again.

3 votes

Joke Won 8th Place won $7.00
posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |
$5.00 won 3 votes

When a job application asks who is to be notified in case of an emergency...

I always write, "A very good doctor!"

3 votes

CATEGORY Work Jokes
Joke Won 10th Place won $5.00
posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |
$8.00 won 3 votes

After waiting more than an hour and a half for her date, Sarah decided she had been stood up.

Exasperated, she changed from her dinner dress into pajamas and slippers, fixed some popcorn and hot chocolate, and resigned herself to an evening of TV.

No sooner had she flopped down in front of the TV when the doorbell rang. Her dad went to the door, and there stood her date.

He took one look at Sarah on the couch and gasped. "I'm two hours late and she's still not ready?"

3 votes

CATEGORY Misc Jokes
Joke Won 7th Place won $8.00
posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |