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RS

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Member Since : Feb, 2017
# of jokes posted : 106
# of followers : 2
# of following: 0
eligible jokes to win : 1
Location: United States
won: $ 1479.00
$50.00 won 9 votes

Question: What is Love?

Answer: The light of Life!

Question: What is Marriage?

Answer: The Bill for that Light!

9 votes

CATEGORY Marriage Jokes
Joke Won 1st Place won $50.00
posted by "RS" |
$50.00 won 9 votes

Teacher: "What's the difference between 'He cleans the plate' and 'The plate is cleaned by him'?"

Student: "In first sentence he is not married, but in second sentence he is married!"

9 votes

CATEGORY Teacher Jokes
Joke Won 1st Place won $50.00
posted by "RS" |
$25.00 won 6 votes

A wife started doing her make up as soon as she woke up.

Her husband asked the reason.

She replied, "I have locked my phone with facial recognition. And it's not recognizing me without makeup."

6 votes

Joke Won 2nd Place won $25.00
posted by "RS" |
$10.00 won 3 votes

A couple decided to celebrate their 25th wedding anniversary by hosting a big party.

The wife was excited and asked her husband what he thought was the bond that kept them together throughout the years.

His reply, “Our marriage certificate, dear.”

3 votes

CATEGORY Family Jokes
Joke Won 5th Place won $10.00
posted by "RS" |