Danny, caught off-guard, yells at his roommate, "Dude! Why are you taking a bath with the bathroom door open?"
His roommate David replies, "I'm making sure no one is looking at me through keyhole."
How do superstars stay cool?
With the help of their fans!
What is an alien's favorite key on the keyboard?
The space bar!
Mahendra was in the hospital after hurting his head. His friend, Roshan came to meet him.
Roshan: How did you hurt your head?
Mahendra: I was using a stick to break a rock. A passerby told me to use my head!