Clown Profile



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Member Since : Aug, 2017
# of jokes posted : 37
# of followers : 1
# of following: 0
eligible jokes to win : 2
Location: United States
won: $ 456.00
$25.00 won 28 votes

What kind of tea do soccer players drink?


28 votes

CATEGORY Sport Jokes
Joke Won 2nd Place won $25.00
posted by "Clown" |
$25.00 won 24 votes

"Whose car is this?"

"Mine! I just picked it up from the car dealer. You like it?"

"It's great, congratulations!"

"Thanks, but it's just a second hand one. Would you like to take it for a spin?"

"Really? You don't mind?"

"Not at all."

Five Minutes Later-

"What'd going on? I thought you were taking the car for a spin?

"Just give me a minute. I'm just trying to decide something."


"Well, you said it's a second hand car, but I just can't decide which is my first hand and which is the second?"

24 votes

Joke Won 2nd Place won $25.00
posted by "Clown" |
$25.00 won 25 votes

"You must've been hungry? I noticed you've eating at this wedding for an hour now!"

"I'm full, but the wedding card said dinner is from 8-10 pm..."

25 votes

Joke Won 2nd Place won $25.00
posted by "Clown" |
$7.00 won 9 votes

Who cleans the ocean floor?

A Mer-Maid.

9 votes

Joke Won 8th Place won $7.00
posted by "Clown" |