Clown Profile

Image
 

Clown

User Details

Member Since : Aug, 2017
# of jokes posted : 58
# of followers : 1
# of following: 0
eligible jokes to win : 0
Location: United States
won: $ 663.00
$50.00 won 18 votes

Mother: "Son, finish your breakfast. It's not good to leave things undone or unfinished."

Son: "Then I will go back to sleep."

Mother: "Why?"

Son: "Because I want to finish my sleep."

18 votes

CATEGORY Family Jokes
Joke Won 1st Place won $50.00
posted by "Clown" |
$10.00 won 9 votes
 

A sleeping beggar puts a sign in front of him. The sign reads:

Please do not make noise by dropping coins... Use dollar bills instead.

9 votes

Joke Won 5th Place won $10.00
posted by "Clown" |
$25.00 won 23 votes

"Whose car is this?"

"Mine! I just picked it up from the car dealer. You like it?"

"It's great, congratulations!"

"Thanks, but it's just a second hand one. Would you like to take it for a spin?"

"Really? You don't mind?"

"Not at all."

Five Minutes Later-

"What'd going on? I thought you were taking the car for a spin?

"Just give me a minute. I'm just trying to decide something."

"What?"

"Well, you said it's a second hand car, but I just can't decide which is my first hand and which is the second?"

23 votes

Joke Won 2nd Place won $25.00
posted by "Clown" |
$7.00 won 8 votes

Who cleans the ocean floor?

A Mer-Maid.

8 votes

Joke Won 8th Place won $7.00
posted by "Clown" |