Teacher: "School starts 8am, young man. Why are you coming in at 8:30am?
Student: "Sir, by all means, you can start the class without me. No need to wait."
"Hey, why are you standing in the sun?"
"I am just drying my sweat."
A man brought some prescription tablets and started cutting off the edges.
Do you know why?
He wanted to avoid the side effects.
Where is the place pencils like to go for a vacation?
Pencil - Vania!